Yeah yeah, hey, man,
check out this clown-ass nigga out front
- Oh, that's Sanchez. Buzz him in, man - Oh, okay okay.
Hey, so you ever been having sex with a female and she, like,
' slapped you? - Slapped me?!
Yeah, I didn't ask her to slap me She just slapped me.
So I slapped her back
- you know what I'm saying? - Yeah yeah.
Then it got real awkward after that You never get mad.
Ho, Sanchez, my man! What it is
- Come talk good to me. - What's up, my good dude?
Oh man, same shit. You know, still up in here doing that thing
Hey, that Charlie Sheen kush you brought last time
was some-- Man, that shit went in one day, man
Please tell me you got some more of that shit
Man, I got something better than that.
Trust me-- this stuff is from the backwoods of Kentucky
Man, ain't nobody growing no weed
Em mm motherfucking D mam“
Oh man, you got a lot to learn, grasshopper
This is it.
This is the HBH
- The HBH.? - That's that hillbilly highway shit
Whatever, man
You gonna let your boy sample this here or what?
Yeah, I actually prefer it, because I don't want you to go ballistic
- when I hand you the ticket - Aw, man, whatever, man.
- There you go. Fire it up - You know we all good.
Shit, we all good, man
Hey, oh, it's cool, man. This here shit is magically delicious
- I told you - Damn!
You smoking with your boy or what, man?
No, I quit, man. I quit.
No, I'm just messing with you
Here, give me some Give me some.
Hey, how'd a motherfucker like you come across some fine like that?
Though.
You got a minute?
Dude, I sell weed for a living
I ain't got nothing but time
All right. Then I'm gonna tell you a story
about two homies from the hood in Atlanta
- ATL's on it? - Yeah.
Sneak that thing in
- All right, we good, all right - Okay, what do I do?
I want you to pick which one my ball's in
I mean I want you to pick the ball. Pick the ball
Where it's at? Is it in this one or is it in that one?
I want you to pick which one.
- Hurry up, baby. We ain't got all day - Pick the ball.
Mam“
ooh, that one!
Aw, man, it ain't in there. My bad
- Hey, baby. - That's all my money
- Easy come, easy go. - Hey, man, you gotta live, you learn
- Who else next? - Yo, man!
Shut the fuck up
Now I done been out here for an hour and a half
and I ain't seen nobody win yet.
Hey, man, you tripping, man Let my hand-- oh shit. Okay.
Shut your fucking mouth before I grab your friend
- and beat your ass with him - Whup his ass.
That muthafucker was here and with that girl cheating that guy
Did you start speaking in Hebrew? I'll beat your ass.
Hold up, man, we're just trying to get our shit together.
Everybody shut the fuck up!
- Lift up the cups. - Everything good, man!
- Give him $100. - It's good, man!
- Lift up the fucking cups now - Lift the cups up, monkey.
- Lift 'em up! - Okay, that's one. That's one cup.
- There's another one. - Okay, it's not under there
- Two. - It's under there
Which one of y'all took the fucking ball?!
Who the fuck took the ball?
You two bitch-ass niggas in a whole lot of shit.
- Motherfucker- - Hey hey hey, look, there's the police
That's the motherfucking police
Yeah, yo, time to roll up some, man
Smoke something
Grab a drink
Grab something to smoke on
Yeah, it's about that time
We get high
Yo, how much is that?
110 to spend with a friend? Why not?
My shit look like my eyelids are inside out
Not a dime this time, but a nice-size quarter?
We call our shit coffee but we don't dip it in that water
We honor it with no sugar and cream, straight green
Then it's chicken and ribs, baked beans, my plate's clean
Then I find the rhythm, mind if l give them a little?
I'm kinda high right now so I'll just go and hit a McGriddle
And I'll twiddle my thumbs
My direct connect is gone
But my middle man is about to come with some mo' 'dro
Oh yo, you know the logo
We higher than mofo, we get high...
- Hey, son. - What's up, Pops?
Hey, son, so what'd you do today for the betterment of your people?
Come on, man, we gotta do this every night?
Every night of your life! As long as the pigs are out there on the street
killing your brothers with the cold heat of their billy clubs
Here
Come on, man, I'm out here struggling
- Man, I ain't got time-- - Struggle!
What you know about struggle?
Try being a political prisoner,
locked up for the rest of your natural life, brother
- That's struggle. - But you're not a prisoner, Pops
You're free. You retired from Ford, Pops
Now you see? That's what's wrong with you kids today.
They've got you all brainwashed
Damn rap music
You know
y'all had one cat. Um
Teapac Secure
Now that cat, he was a soldier
Then one of you young ignorant bastards killed him
You think you know everything, huh
Shit! Well, go on. Go on, boy
Ain't no sense in watering a tree that don't want to grow
Hey!
You got any weed?
Man, I gotta get out of this motherfucker
Gourmet fiender for the gourmet fiender
From the gourmet fiender for the fiender
For the gourmet chocolate
So many people ask Who is the gourmet chocolate?"
Nigga, I done told you about slamming my damn door!
Earl, you hear me talking to you?
Yeah, you
Bring your ass in here
- Where the fuck have you been all day? - I've been--
You know today is the first and I've got to pick up
all these checks from all these people, honey
Shanequa Adams, Tamika Terry
Samantha Jones and this lady right here
and so on and so on and so forth.
- I-- - Do you know how hard it is
to WIC office to the next with five kids?
- You didn't-- - What?!
- You fucking some other bitch? - What?
Hell no, nigga. Let me find out your ass out here fucking around on me
with one little ole ho and I swear to God I'm a drag you and that bitch-ass
- Yeah, that's right. - Well, if you do all that,
then how am I give you these flowers?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, you see it.
- Mm-hmm - Baby!
- You did it! - Yes, I did.
- That's so sweet. - Isn't it? Who am I?
- You ain't had to do me like that - Who am I?
You my big-dicked Earl
All right, that's what I thought
- That's my baby. - Mm-hmm, come here
- You ain't had to do me like this - Come here, put the ass on me.
- Put the ass on you? - Put the ass on me. Put the ass on me
- Mm-hmm, roll this shit up. - Like that? That's how you like it?
Save me, they're killing me!
Get off me. I gotta get out of this shit.
Lately, man, I've been thinking about just getting out of the hood, dawg.
Give me your change!
No shit. You know what?
Man, I've been thinking about the same shit, dawg
Man, I'm just tired of all the drama, man
- Watch that bitch-ass - Shit, me too.
You know what I mean? The hood cool and all. But, I mean
- Fucking with her man! - ...l think I need to find my own way
'Cause I mean, shit I'm better than this.
East Side!
- Shit crazy, dawg-- - Freeze!
Freeze! Don't you move, dawg
You gonna get a gun?
- Freeze! - Okay.
Next thing I know the nigga gonna come try me
so I grabbed the nigga by the neck like this and just started choking him
I'm choking the shit outta the nigga, the nigga just shakin' and shit,
trembling, his eyes rolling back to his back
I say, "Pussy nigga fuckboy!'
The nigga started regurgitating and shit
So I pulled my little thing out I just started
- hitting the nigga with the pistol - Hey, y'all keep it down!
- This ain't no Def Comedy Jam - Oh, okay.
Nigga said calm down
- Appreciate it. - Fuck all of your crap
Yeah, man, this shit all right
- I can do this. - Do you hear what you saying, nigga?
- What's wrong? We got cots - That some bullshit, man.
- We livin'. - I'll be glad
when we get up out of this motherfucker
- Soon, man. This is bullshit. - There ain't nothing wrong with this
Plus we straight. We already talking to girl that work over at city hall.
She got all our paperwork and shit
That shit gonna disappear by tomorrow.
- Oh yeah, all right - Yeah, we good.
- Know what I'm saying? - Lockdown! Lockdown.
This motherfucker happy he got some authority.
It's gonna be all right, man
- He is upset. - Don't start no shit up with me
Man, I don't give a fuck about this shit. You know how I get.
I like you
WEE
What the f-- hey, man, put me goddamn down!
I'm a real nigga. I boo-boo on myself so you ain't gonna want this.
I got a little story I wanna tell you.
Story? About what?
Kentucky. Now lay down
Oh shit
Use protection and don't tell nobody!
- They raped Earl? - No, man, he doesn't rape him!
Not all convicts are gay
- Really? - You see, Wilbert is
headed upstate for life and he wanted to share some of his secrets
with someone who could benefit by them.
You like plants
[mm
Well, shit, it depends on what kind of plants
- you talking about. - There's a hidden part
in a rural part of the highway of Kentucky
where there's nothing but acres-- I mean acres--
of pot farm
Now that's what I'm talking about right there.
That's right up my lungs
I'm talking about the best weed you ever seen
I'm talking about Sour Diesel
I'm talking about Train Wreck
I'm talking about Master Kush
You name it
What you know about that hydro?
All these strains, Early Girl
Purple Haze, Afghani, straight Candy
Nigerian weed Maui Wowie
Blueberry, Island Lady Indigo weed
Holland's Hope, Hindu Kush
Master Kush, Northern Bright
That sound like some old fairy-tale shit, man
- That can't be real. - Oh no, my little friend
Why do you think I'm in here?
So which highway are you talking about?
Highway 420
Told you I had a little secret
Shhh.
Tell me more about this thing, man.
Don't drop the soap
Don't drop the soap, la la
Yeah
Teddy Riley? Come on
All right, man. Stay up
And Ray McGathy. Let's go, you're free to go
- Mcwho? - McFuck-You, man
You told them your name was Teddy Riley?
Hey, man, I need a job after this Fuck this shit.
Ain't nobody tripping ain't nobody tripping
Ain't nobody tripping cause the money already made
Cause the money already made, 'cause the money already made
Ain't nobody tripping
You said acres of chronic, man?
- Yes. - Where at?
Somewhere off hillbilly highway
Hillbilly highway? Where the fuck is that?
- Kentucky - What?
You heard what I said Kentucky.
Man
I'm telling you. I know what I'm talking about
I got all the logistics and all the directions and everything
You just gotta trust your boy
Pocket for a pimp, drop it low, show me some shit
- Bread in the bank bank - You know what?
- You might be onto something. - I just know this might be the thing
that gets us outta the hood
You know what? You might be right, man
You know what? Like 10, 20 lbs, man,
we come back with that shit, we be ballin' like a motherfucker
You feel me?
Hillbilly highway, huh?
Fuck it, dawg. Let's roll then
Did this bitch just fart?
Fuck it
Fuck this, man
- Hey! - Oh.
- What's up, Pops? - Hey, son.
Me and my partner Earl-- we're about to go see some friends up at the college.
Ah, man, I remember
Me and Huey used to take road trips all the time.
Down to Birmingham, up to D.C
all for the betterment of the cause.
I hope your trip has as great a cause.
Well, it's for a very-- high cause.
- Well, right on, boy - All right.
- Hold it down now - All right, carry on
Right on
All you need is weed and nothing else
Sit back and roll one
Hey, Ray, go! Pull out
Don't make me chase you, Earl! Don't make me chase you, Earl.
Get your ass whupped like Lionel Richie, nigga
Hey, when you get a bitch, you can tell me about bitches, bitch
I get a bitch every night, nigga
They oughta call you Pizzazz 'cause you a pussy-ass nigga
Nigga, Shante is the only woman you ever have,
so you ain't even qualified to speak on women, nigga
I know what I am qualified to speak on
Oh shit, don't show it blow it, nigga.
Tell me I'm the shit first
I'll throw the shit out
- You the shit, you the shit! - Oh okay.
- Put the shit down - Give me a blunt.
So go call up the loved ones
And get ready for the ride
It's about that time, y'all
Let's put one in the sky
Lay back and enjoy the ride
Cause that 420-I
With my Chocolate Thai
Feel my bricks grow with my Chocolate Thai
Let's put one in the sky
Lay back and enjoy the ride
Cause that 420-I
With my Chocolate Thai
I'm gonna have me a beer, darlln
Sir, you gonna have yourself another shot there?
Jack Daniels. I like it.
One Jack Daniels coming up
I've been driven from my home..
It got quiet in this bitch, ain't it?
Howdy
- What do you want? - Let me get a chili cheese fries
- and a fruit punch. - I'll have the same thing
We don't make no chili cheese fries
Okay, well, fuck it. Let me get a cheeseburger
We don't make cheeseburgers
Let me get two of those motherfuckers.
You're pushing it, boy
-"Boy"? - Mm-hmm
Maybe we oughta just get up outta this motherfucker.
Man, fuck that shit
This ain't no goddamn J. Edgar Hoover back-in-the-'60s shit.
Is there a monkey talking?
- How you doing, Run DMC? - You're in trouble now, ain't you?
Half a Dollar. I understand that your little
tour rap bus broke down up yonder
Now I heard you say you want some kind of burger.
There's a McDonald's about three, four miles up the road there.
You can get all the chicken nuggets you want
and fruit punch Kool-Aid
And I'd advise you
to get your black asses up
and head the hell on outta this town
We moved here to move away from ya
Everywhere we move, here come a couple of ya
moving in, sending the property value down
I'm about to drop this cracker ass.
Whatcha gonna do, son?
Hey, fellas, would y'all take care of 'em,
- make way and escort them out there - We good, we good.
- We good. - Don't touch 'em
You might catch it
Touching you on the hand, I tell you, the next time you know
your fingers turn black
Hold up, hold up, hold up
- Hey, fellas? - Yeah, what's that?
I want to thank y'all again for showing me the nice hospitality
Y'all showed me so much love and I'm trying to figure out
which one of you cracker's jaws I'm gonna let suck my black dick!
Holy Rick Astley shit! Get them mother-crickets!
What? They are so fucked right now, nigga.
It is a done daughter. Them rednecks must've caught 'em,
then sodomized them and murderized them.
Oooh
Man, what is it with you and sodomy?
I mean that's the way all these stories end, man
They fuck you and they kill you
Nigga, ain't you seen "Deliverance II?
No, they don't get screwed or killed
They get away
- Itch, though, right? - I don't think so, man
Use Blue Star ointment?
But that don't usually work most of the time.
- No shit? - Not really
Gotta shave all the hair off my nuts, huh?
- I had to shave my asshole - Oooh.
Howdy, cowboys! Welcome to the Dixieland Hotel
So tell me, how many "D"s are in Dixie.
- One. - No, darling!
There are 35. DD-DD-DD-D-D-D-D-D-D--
Okay, you boys look exhausted
Like you've been out on the range all day.
I'm gonna tell you what you need: a good meal,
a hot tub and a nice warm bed
to put that little head on
That's what I'm talking about. You gonna come put me in the bed?
- Sounds good to you, doesn't it? - Mm-hmm.
What's it gonna be?
Two rooms? Or maybe one?
- One. - And is that gonna be
two beds or one?
- Bitch, two! What the fuck? - Two!
Okay okay, I got to ask. It doesn't happen very often,
but every now and then we get some of those life "partner" types
- You know what I mean. - No, there ain't nothing like this
- We're definitely not life partners - Okay.
Now y'all want smoking or non-smoking?
Smoking
- Smoking that weed - Feeling fine
- Got me a party - And a fat-ass dime
How about a little weed for me?
- You a Compton sister. - Just go on upstairs and have a ball
All right, baby. She all right to me
Boy, those chili cheese fries was off the chain, man.
Oooh, for real. I think she cooked them mothers herself
Yeah, man. Mara's kinda feisty
She probably was fine as fuck back in the day
If it was the '60s, shit, I'd fuck
While you're bullshittin' it I'm fucking that.
Man, hold up, man. You smoked too much for real this time, man.
You blowing my high, man
Oh shit
- Man, it's the Kush - Oh, that's my shit
I ain't never seen this shit before.
Man, watch, check it out, while we be tripping.
- I heard about this shit. - Here, smoke. You need to smoke
- while you look at that - Okay.
And US veteran Akura Kushimota,
publically known as Master Kush is wanted for murder.
Leading the investigation is Special Agent Rico--
Yo yo yo yo, that's some mad lies
Leader Kush never killed no one
Hey, true dat. Get out, Kush
Get down! Smoke him
Move in, move in
Pull back, he's got a gun
It's weapons of mass destruction
Watch out! It's the kush goo!
HEB?
Oh no, no-ooo!
Will Master Kush be hunted down
and captured by the ICU?
Will ICU propaganda successfully tarnish
the good name of Kush? Will the ICU
use their evil influence and release
the dark energy into the world?
Will fear, mass paranoia and government conspiracy
be the ultimate downfall of Master Kush?
All this and more
When Kush Comes to Shove
- That hurt. - M-M-Master Kush
I'm having a meeting with the toilet
You gonna have to hurry up, man
What you doing?
Making a decision
You gotta come back later, man
Smoking up all the fucking weed I know what he doing.
Free up your mind and pull up some fresh brew
Blowing out my mind cloud nine
Where I stay, so I blaze some weed
We've been riding forever, man
I'm tired of this shit. What time we gonna get there?
- Man, you know what? - What?
Before we get to where we're going, man, I think we need to get some new gear.
Think there gonna be some mothers out there?
No, nigga. I ain't-- I'm talking about some clothes so we can fit in
So we won't stick out as much, man.
Like what? What type of gear?
Shit, I don't know. What do country motherfuckers wear?
Cowboy shit?
Yeah, I guess
Man, when we get up in here, man,
make sure you play it cool
Don't be doing shit that'll bring attention to us, man
Come on, dawg
I 9011 you
All of you freaks
And all of you boozers
All of you cheats
Emil
Yeee--
--haw
Hey there, Boom Boom Belinda
Let me get some of that-- both of them.
It's another lost weekend stuck in this town...
He ain't gonna need this
Hey, where you going? Where you going?
Where you going?
You can get that two in that corner pocket if you just go at it.
Smile!
I like that. Let me get it
Okay, babe
Give them a little "Whoa,
ho ho ho!"
Hey, come on, man You're crazy.
Listen to me. You're tripping
- Can I get you guys something to drink? - Yeah.
Let me get a li'l sarsaparilla
Knock off that cowboy shit
This ain't the place
Oh. My bad
Now if you're looking for some reefer,
stick around till after we close
- For sure - Whoo.
Uh, was that drunk bitch pregnant
or was that pregnant bitch drunk?
- Is that what I think it is? - Oh, yeah yeah.
Bring it here. Come here, come on, come on in
Now let me guess. You guys are here
- looking for crops - How you know?
The only black cowboys I know
play football in Dallas
mama
Yeah well, shit. What's up with the trees then, man?
My man here said they got acres of that shit growing out here.
- That's an understatement - Fuck.
Kentucky yields the most marijuana crops
in the nation
If you're driving through, just roll down your windows
- You could smell it in the air - No shit.
I thought I smelled it. When I was on my way up there
- I did smell it. - That's 'cause we was smoking on one
You ain't wrong when you're right
Let me guess: you guys came up in here
in hopes of finding one of those crops?
Snatching a couple of pounds
and going down to sell it in the hood
You're damn right, Iron Sheik
Oh, I get it
You're the funny one. Well, we'll see how funny you are
when one of these hillbillies has a cow prod up your ass,
forcing you to drink ice water and chew on aluminum foil.
My booty hole just started burning What type of gay shit?
All right, man, for real, man.
Can you tell us where the crops are?
Well, you gotta be a little more specific than that.
You just don't walk into McDonald's and say "I want a hamburger."
- You got the Barack Obama? - What kind they got?
- EL Presidential - It all depends
on how far are you willing to go.
I mean you can hike for about a day
and find a pretty decent chronic crop.
But if you're willing to dodge a couple of bullets
- and booby traps - Mm-hmm.
You can find that sticky green,
crystallized,
extraterrestrial-type shit
that shit that tastes like candy when you smoke it.
Oh shit, I'm up in that
Man, did you hear what he said before that shit?
Man, I'm not fucking with no bullets or no booby traps, man.
Can you tell us how to get to one of the ones, like,
right off one of these roads somewhere?
All right, all right, but trust me.
You'll be back
Can I get some of that now? Shit
Y'all done passed it back and forth like y'all know each other.
So what the guys didn't know
was that I was waiting for this opportunity for years
- What opportunity? - My sweet little baby girl
my daughter Marie-- she was held captive
by sick, sadistic hillbillies
- A group of them - Oh, I get it.
So he get him a piece of that young hillbilly kinootchi
while he up there, fuck around
and leave a seed in the background, huh?
- Exactly. - Should've pulled out
I'd do it. Called the rhythm method
or some shit like that
I tried several times to free her,
but it didn't work out
Damn, that's fucked up
Yeah, so I seen these guys as the perfect opportunity
to set her free, but first I had to bait the hook a little.
Man, where in the hell this fool Sanchez send us, man?
I don't know. He said look for the Highway 420 sign
There it is right there That's it right there.
Let's do this shit
Come on, let's go
- You hear this shit? - This is the forest, nigga.
Man, let's just be rappers. Let's go back home, let's be rappers
Man, come on, man. Bring your scary-ass on, man
- Let's go, man - Eh, shit!
Fucking with you
Okay, according to Sanchez, there should be somewhere
- to camp right up in here somewhere - Camp?! Hold up, hold up.
The fuck you mean "camp"? Black people don't camp.
We cook out. We picnic
We party, have a good time, get on that cocaine and leave
You got me fucked up, nigga. I'm gonna stay out of this motherfucker
I ain't gonna be on nobody's news. Shit
Man, you trying to get this weed or what, man?
Now if I can remember correctly, this was your idea from the beginning
- Not this part. - Shit, man, I don't know about you,
man, but I'm tired of this nickel-and-dime shit we've been doing
I'm trying to get this paper for real, man
This right here could be our meal ticket outta the hood
So what you want to do?
You should be a actor, man
'Cause I felt that. I felt like the movie-- on "Menace ll Society
when he said "You gonna let that nigga kill your cousin?
Let that shit ride? Fuck that!"
That's how I-- whoa, shit. What the-- you hear that shit?
Man, whatever, man Come on, man.
No, but I'm for real though I feel what you're saying.
- Real good talk. - Pfft, that's bullshit, man
Man, what if we do come up?
What you gonna do with all the brick?
Shit, first thing I'm a do, man,
I'm a get me a motherfucking '58 Chevy Impala, nigga.
Put some bang in that bitch throw some "D"s on that ho
You know, get it ready for the summer You know what I'm saying?
- I feel you, nigga - Yeah yeah.
Shit, after that though I'll have to get me a spot
You know, somewhere outside of the hood
where I don't have to worry about catching a stray bullet in my sleep
Nigga, I definitely feel you on that shit, nigga.
- Shit. - What about you, man?
- What you gonna do?
I might take Shante on a trip to Jamaica
Probably sit on the beach or some shit, chill out.
- With a fat blunt of course - Mm-hmm.
Me sittin' there smoking a good one and have her run into the water,
with a nice pretty thong
where I don't see nothing but her ass just jiggling.
And then, shit
I gotta buy something for the kids,
so I'll probably take all them motherfuckers out to the toy store
and just let them ball till they fall you know what I'm saying?
But I'm definitely moving out of the motherfucking hood.
- Hell yeah. - Shit, but I been thinking
I don't really know where the fuck to go
- What do you mean? - Shit, I mean
I don't want to be around no white folks and shit.
You know what I'm saying? I ain't trying to live by none of them
Yeah, I know
I wonder is there a spot for people like us,
like rich broke niggas. You know what I'm saying?
Niggas that made a little money made their way up out the hood
You know, I don't know. There's gotta be somewhere
Baa,
I'm about to crash, man It's been a long day.
Holla at you
All right, cool. You got some lotion?
No no, I ain't got no lotion
Give me that Off. It'll work the same
Off? You meaning Jack-Off?
- Don't judge me. - Man, you a nasty motherfucker
- Shoot that way. - Don't be in my way
- Uh-oh. - What's up, man?
I gotta boo-boo
Can you hold it till the blunt?
No, man, my-- my stomach is beefin' with my asshole.
And I think my stomach winning this beef.
- Hurry up, man. - Hold this for me, man
I gotta go boo-boo
Damn, when did I eat almonds?
Uh-oh, that ain't it
Shit
Can't use that shit.
Don't know what you gonna wipe your ass with.
Whoo!
'Bout time, man. Shit, I was about to leave without you.
Hey, boy, don't go in that west wing of the forest.
I shut it down
I'm just living, man. All these daggone--
Man, take this, man
This heavier than a motherfucker
Oh, you ain't say nothing so what am I supposed to do?
Say, man, you smell something?
Hey, man, stop playing with me
I wiped my ass good with that furry rabbit.
- What, nigga? - Nothin', never mind
- These trees are-- - No, but for real, man
I smell something Man, that's weed.
That smell like some fire too
That shit's some killer, nigga!
- Oh shit! - Whoo.
But where it's coming from?
- Thattaway. - Find it, Earl
Get it, Earl. There you go
That's my dawg Get it, Earl.
Rover'll find that motherfucker Get it, Rover!
Yes, you got it!
Rover, find it
Thatta boy. That's my dawg
Oh my God
- We found it. - Chronidocia
WEE
We shall call it Chronidocia
Yeah
Oh shit! Chronidocia, bitch!
Whoo-hoo! Oh my God
oh my God
Oh my God, oh my God
Oh my-- oh my God
Oh my God. Oh, I can't touch it
Oh my Lord, it's so beautiful
Oh my Lord. Oh my-- oh, I want to--
Well, boys,
looks like we've got ourselves some pot farmers.
Well, let's get 'em! Yeehaw!
Yeah
Time to roll up something, man
Smoke something
Grab a drank
Grab something to smoke on
Yeah, babe, it's about that time
We get high
Yo, how much is that?
Man, I don't think I had no weed like this ever in my life
Man, this is some good shit, man
No shit. We done came up on a lick, man
I'm telling you. But I'm hungrier than a motherfucker.
I wish they had a Busy Bee's around this motherfucker.
I feel like eating some catfish or something?
I'm a fuck you up with this one though, Ray
Adam fucked Eve raw
- That's some deep shit - I know it is, boy!
Man, we gonna be on top, nigga, when come back to--
Hold it, you hear that?
- Nigga, you tripping - No-- okay.
Man, I might go ahead and give myself to God after this, man.
Man, you know what? I was gonna tell you something too, man.
You hold on to the weed too long
Freeze!
Are we high?
Tell me your name, boy
Man, I ain't saying nothing until I talk to my lawyer.
Ain't no Minister Farrakhan gonna help you here, boy.
Now my daddy's the judge in the only courthouse for 200 miles,
so I suggest you show me some respect!
Man, I ain't saying nothing until I talk to my lawyer.
Damn! I hate that
Now you lookie here, Earl
You're looking at a whole mess of jail time
And let me tell you, those big hairy redneck convicts
sure ain't gonna go light on your little black butthole
Unless of course they take a shine to you
and they tell you that you have a purty mouth
We call it "Deliverance 2
- The Dark Side - No no no.
So tell me who you're with
The Gatsfields or the McRoys?
WEE
Don't play dumb with me, stupid
I'm telling you, we have been watching
the McCoys and Gatsfields for more than two years now
Neither one of these clowns would have anything to do with them
Well, then who the hell are they?
Don't know. Mutt and Jeff
Frick and Frack, Fucking Kid 'n Play
Who gives a shit? Let 'em go.
Come on, Earl. Suck it up. Tell me whose pot farm it is
Yeah yeah!
Hey hey hey, you're free to go now
- Come on. - What what?
Let him go! You got the wrong guy
No no no, but he just confessed
Yeah, you scared him half to damn death, man
- Hey, my man, get outta here. Go go! - Huh?
Stop slobbering and get your ass up outta here
-Me? -Bye-bye.
You sure?
I can go. Okay, I can go
- Pussy! - Hey!
What are you doing, man? Let me tell you something:
you are wasting our time, all right?
And you're bringing too much attention to this investigation
with your hillbilly style of cop work
Lemme-- lemme tell you something, my man,
this is how this is gonna go down, okay?
You gonna leave the drug bust to us,
while you stick to writing traffic tickets
and breaking up domestic disputes, you understand?
- That's a pretty good accent - Thank you.
Yam
- Yes. - Good
Feds
Look at Tony! There's Tony.
Hell no
Told y'all we was innocent!
- Yeah, nigga. - God damn it
It's just like the white male trying to keep a brother down
Oh yeah, and I forgot to tell y'all
Minister Farrakhan said what's up
Alaikum assalam
Sign there
- Where my EBT card at? - Hey, wait a minute.
- Where are my keys, man? - You mean these?
Damn, did I forget to tell you? No, you ain't getting 'em back.
What the fuck you mean you ain't give me my keys, man?
Apparently you got expired tags so we had to impound it.
- My car?! - That's my car
- Oh. - Now you boys are resourceful
I'm sure you'll have a long refreshing walk all the way back to Compton.
Unless of course you want to stay. We're gonna do some shooting later
No, we're good, we're good Let's go, let's go.
Just gonna shoot some cans is all. Jamai-cans,
Mexi-cans, Puerto Ri-cans
Afri-cans.
- Now what the hell we supposed to do? - Shit, I don't know, man.
Shit, who the fuck can we call?
Now with no car, no money and no way to get home,
I had them just where I wanted them.
It was time to put my plan in motion
Shit, I don't know
Hold up!
Sanchez
Fellas, back so soon?
Yeah, man, we're in a real fucking bind now, man
They done fuck around and pop me for my shit
- and they took his car. - We barely got any money left, man,
- and no way home now. - Man, what the fuck we gonna do?
I've already made preparations for you guys to crash at my crib
- I knew you'd be back - Your crib?
We ain't about to stay in your crib! You see how this shit look?
You got Christmas tree lights around this bitch.
I know your house look even worse
Baum - motherfucker?
Sanchez,
you, my friend, is living hillbilly fabulous around this bitch
Hell yeah. Why you didn't tell us you had shit like this?
Oh, you thought when I said I was stuck here, it was all bad
Hell no. Come on, I want to show you something
Right over here
You living lovely, Sanchez.
Hey, why don't you tell us what it is, shorty?
Yeah, put me on some of this thing you got going on around here.
- Yeah. - Fuck with me
I don't know about that, but check this out.
- Shat. - Oh my God
Oh shit
Hush, mamacita Oh shit, oh shit.
Can-- can I go-- in?
Yeah, go right ahead and grab a bud to smoke
Oh Lord Jesus
You see, this is what I do
What, smoke weed?
No, I cultivate it
I know what climate it likes
what's the best source of nourishment?
I know how it grows I know how it thinks.
I know how it feels. I am one with the sativa plant
And most importantly I know when it's time to harvest.
Right, well, I'm trying to harvest this weed into a blunt
Or a zigzag or something
Right over there in the box
Appreciate it, folk
So that's what I do. I teach these hillbillies how to grow weed
and they pay me well for it
Why don't you just start your own crop?
Oh, no way
This mountain is basically controlled by two families
Two families of inbred, backwood
animalistic hillbillies
the Gatsfields...
and the McRoys
My crop came up a few pounds short again!
I know your sons had something to do with it!
I got my own crop! I ain't had nothing to do with that
- Shit. - These two families have been feuding
for years-- decades
First it was moonshine and now it's chronic.
You got me fucked up. I ain't going up there with them crackers
See, I told you from the get-go we should have just started rapping, man
Man, what the fuck you talking about, man?
It was your whole stupid-ass idea in the first place, man.
Until I seen all that camping shit. I knew this was some fucked shit then
It's too late now, Captain Dipshit.
All right, come on, pendejos, stop it, all right? Listen,
I got a foolproof plan to pull it off.
That mean you gonna roll with us then, right?
- No, I can't - Why not?
I've been banished from up there
Why is that?
It's a long story, but I tell you what
I'm gonna send you up there to meet somebody that I know
Her name is Marie. She's Jim Gatsfield's only daughter
She works at the only bar up there--
The Last Call
Oh yeah
Hey, what's happening? How you doing?
- I'm fine. - Yes, you are
I'm Little Earl. This is my player partner
- Ray Ray. - I'm Marie.
Can I get y'all something to drink?
Yeah, can we get two cognacs and a chaser on the side?
- Hold the chaser. - Coming right up
- She's fine. - What brings you around these parts?
Well, Sanchez sent us up here, you know,
- to holla at you - Sanchez?
What would he send you up here for?
To get some of them trees.
- The what? - The crops, lady, the crops
How about some drinks, sweetass?
The hell you boys doing in here?
You know you ain't welcome in Gatsfield's bar.
Me and my brother was sitting up on the hill drinking whiskey,
when we decided tonight was the night we was gonna get a piece of that sweet ass.
The only thing y'all gonna get is a hole in your head.
I get it. You're only into dark meat
Oh, I got your stuffin', baby
What about you stuff some Febreze in your mouth?
You talk pretty bold for a nigger
Did you just call me a nigger? What the-- whoa, shit, he's strong
But not you
Punk, you hit me? I'm not talking about mine, huh?
- Ooooh. - Fuckboy!
- You gonna get yours! - You just got yours, pussy!
FuckboY!
Y'all all right?
I want to thank y'all for saving me
Here you go
What the fuck is going on in here?
Where'd y'all get them guns from-- T.l.?
Are you motherfuckers
trying to put your ginormous-sized penises
into our sweet Marie?
- She's a virgin, you know - No, she ain't.
How do you know?
It was the crop Just so sweet.
You fucking maggots were trying to touch my sister
in places that family's only supposed to?
- What? - I say we take these two pieces of shit
- outside right now! - Yeah, and then dump their sorry asses
down there by the river
- Sounds like a plan. - No, y'all, they helped me
The McRoy boys was here. That's why I flipped the alarm
And these two ran 'em up on outta here
Are you shitting me? These two?
- Yeah. - I swung first
Beat the crap outta them, had them running outta here
- like a couple of sissies - "G" shit.
Well, dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me
- in a kitchen full of kittens - You're such a poet.
Anybody that fucks with them McRoys
- are friends of ours - Absolutely!
- You boys come over for dinner tonight - Aw, but, Paw,
I wanted to kill them. I never get to kill nobody
In time, son. In due time
This barbecue's banging, man
- What kind of meat is this? - Raccoon.
Told ya
Told ya not to eat it.
Say, Earl, why don't you give us a song from back home?
No, I couldn't play like that
- Y'all ain't ready for me. - Hey! My old lady wants you
to sing a song, sing a song. And it better not be Hank Williams
Some songs are sacrimonius around here
- Spell sacrimonius - N-l-G-G--
All right, all right, all right
All right
Yeah, pluck them goddamn strings on that guitar
Let me show you how to get down
Oh, I got one right here Turn me up.
I stay smoking kush, she look like Reggie Bush
Y'all look like some slackers
Oops, I meant some crackers--
Crackers?! You want some crackers, go up in the house.
- They're in the pantry. - Behind the moonshine
Shit, that ain't nothing. I can do better than that
J.R., pluck them strings you always pluck for me
June Bug, bust a beat
Yo, I chose this life, this life chose me
I didn't choose this life, this life chose me
I'm a hick from the sticks, bitch, don't sneak
I puff a lot of pot, I drink a lot of booze
Rhyme against me, I guarantee you'll lose
Don't get me pissed, tryin' to dis my folks
Next time you try and rap, wrap you lips around this and choke
That's my son! Came from my nut
I can tell
So what is it like growing up here in these mountains?
Well
it's all right, I guess
I much rather would've grown up somewhere like Atlanta.
- Hmm, yeah - Yeah.
Tell me what it's like there
I always wanted to know what it's like to grow up in the city.
I mean, I grew up there all my life
It's cool I guess, but it's funny though
When I came out here, I was just dying to get away from the hood
- From what? - The hood.
- The city. - Oh, sorry
No, but like I was saying, I was just dying to get away
But now that we're here,
I kinda miss it, you know what I'm saying? Just the little things
The liquor stores, the people,
- the food. - You didn't like raccoon?
No. Huh-uh
So
what brought y'all around these parts?
Sanchez sent us over here to get some crops.
- We gonna-- - Oh, shh!
You trying to get yourself killed?
Say, Earl, you want to smoke some?
Did LeBron mama get fucked?
Try that shit out
You ain't said nothing but a word, man.
He's gonna fucking do it
The fuck you sniggling for?!
That's fucking crystal meth, dude
You retard !
So y'all are here to snatch some crop?
Yeah, Sanchez sent us up here to holla at you about
snatching up some crops, so we try and come up.
You know that'll get you killed around these parts?
Pfft, killed? Niggas face death every day
living in the hood
Well, you're a brave man
I'm just trying to make a credit
Make what?
Never mind. So what's up with the crops?
Mmm, you sure that's all you wanna talk about?
Business first, you know
- Maybe a little pleasure later - Mmm.
Well, how about a little of both?
- Mmm, well... - Marie!
- Yeah? - Time to come in
Look, you want to finish this later?
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm - Yeah, later.
Marie!
Here I come
I'll holla at you in a little bit
Where do I... sleep
Mann
Don't put that thumb in my ass
Where are they going?
Oh, they're all going on to work on the crops.
- Earl. - It's a curable disease
- Oh, come on, Earl, get up. - It's a curable disease, baby
Get up! They're going to get the crops
- Who? - Let's go, man. Come on
Don't forget your lunch
Oh, you flirt. You old flirt!
There you go
- Scoot! - Don't look at my booty
How can I help it?
- We got a big day ahead of us, bro - It's just weed, man.
Yeah
Yeah, let's go
- Let's roll, buddy - You're strong.
- Aw, no, shit. - What's up, baby? You good?
Everybody that voted for Barack Obama?
Get outta my truck. That means you two
- We got work to do - I can't vote.
We don't mind working, though We can work all day.
- I like to earn my keep - Paw said you can't go
So I suggest you two get the fuck outta this truck
before I skin one of you city motherfuckers.
- I do not need a haircut - All right, damn, man.
All right, all right
I know when we're not wanted
- Let's roll. - Yeah, I can tell when we ain't wanted
It's a damn shame. Okay
Yeehaw
- Fucking bite me! - Oh, Lord!
Why he do that?
His daddy must be running up in here.
Man, this really sucks
We ain't got no weed, we ain't got no money
And on top of that, I had to see this white man's ass
that look like an empty eye socket
I'm gone. Man, I'm tired of this
- Where-- where you going? - I gotta go boo-boo.
Now what the fuck are we gonna do?
Hey, come on
Game
The hell this fool go?
Hey! You left me
Yodelayheehoo-hoo.
Hi there, sexy
Tell me, what would you do
for some of this?
- Hmm? - Unfortunately anything
Oh, that's kinda what I thought
Won't you follow Ma? Come on now.
Don't be shy Come on.
- I wish I was shy - Whoo!
Oooh!
- Hey, where are we going? - You'll see.
Mam
all timid and shy
You're just a little cute little baby is what you are
- Don't you want to smoke? - Yes, now. Can I do it right now?
- Huh-uh-uh. - I need it right now
No no no. No love, no bud
Can we get this over with?
That's just what Paw said on our wedding night, you poet
Come on now. Slip them panties off
I'm so stupid!
These are not panties neither
- Oh really? - These are briefs!
Oh my goodness, now you're all the man, aren't you?
Oh my! Look, I was right You are packing.
I'm gonna have to take my teeth out for this.
Teeth?
Ahh-- Oh
Oh-- oh my God
Oh-
This weed--
this weed right here is the bomb, man.
- Your pops grow this shit right here? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I got it out of a secret stash.
Secret stash? All the weed they growing up there,
why they don't just give you some?
Give"?
No, sugar. They don't give me anything
Shit. Thank you
The only time they pay attention to me
is when the McRoy boys are bothering me
or if they want me to sleep in the bed with them
so they can grope all over me and shit
- Your father too? - My father, my mother, my brothers,
the uncles, cousins-- all of them, shit.
- That's how family does - That's fucked up.
- Pilot? - Yes.
All right, we want to make sure we fly nice and low. Make sure we get
- the faces of these bastards - Roger.
Looks pretty good
Think I'll leave it out here another week or so
All right, get ready, get ready
You see that sumbitch taking pictures?
Who was it?
I don't know
So we gotta harvest this sooner than I thought.
Now you know you was wrong for having me in that boat today
- Ah, you all right. - You know black folks
and water don't get along too good
What if I could've drown?
Oh, I guess I would have had to give you mouth-to-mouth.
Oh shit, you can do that anyway
Maybe we should hurry up and get back before my dad and them get home.
- Shit, let's do it - All right.
- Oh yeah yeah - Mmm...
What? What's up, fellas? Hey, what's happening?
You took a wrong fucking turn somewhere, buddy.
Uh well, we just took a cruise in a boat.
And we was headed back up the hill
and we about to bounce right now
- No, you ain't going nowhere - Hey look, y'all,
- we're Gatsfields. - I don't give a pig's ass who you are
Strip
Hey, pump your brakes there, Girls Gone Wild.
Just him
- Oh no no no, hell no - Strip!
Man, okay, wait a minute, man Damn, hold up, hold up.
I can't believe this shit, man
What y'all gonna do, man?
We're gonna fuck you
and make your little girlfriend here watch
Yeah, I'll make you squeal like a pig!
Oh no, wait a minute, man Hold up. One thing.
One thing before you do that, man, let me just do one thing.
Let me hit this one time and you can do whatever, man
Just one time. Just let me hit this
They ain't shit. Alls I need is some weed
I'll show them motherfuckers my "Blunted Master" technique
I 9011 you
Fuck me? No, fuck y'all
- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.
Hey, where the hell you been?!
Come on, man Chill out, man.
You're carrying around picnic baskets
Old sucker for lunch-- got you sprung.
- Oh man, chill out, man - Oh, my ass.
Come on, man. I'm out there with bugs and shit
- Man, what's happening? - Man, whatever.
Marie, where the hell is the goddamn weed at?
Shh. Hey, chill out, man
I got this under control. You know what I'm saying?
We leaving tonight
And Marie- she going with us
We ain't going nowhere with this basic-ass hill rat.
- No? - She look regular as hell in the city
Well, I know where all the booby traps are, so fuck your face
- Fuck your face! - Fuck your face!
- Fuck your mother's face!
Fuck your face, waffle-house, teeth-ass bitch!
Fuck your damn face. Fuck your goatee and your big eyebrows
- and fuck your little-ass neck! - Chill out, chill out.
Look here, you gotta pick either me or her. Make a choice
Oh, Earl,
I just wanted to thank you
for all that plumbing work you did for me
this morning.
You really cleaned out my pipes
I'll step in any booby trap you want me to. Let's go.
Let's go. I'm ready to die
Watch out
- Who the fuck is this? - They only guard it like this
- when it's a close call - Close call like what?
Pot snatchers or the police
So they gonna shoot it out with the fucking police?
No, they got flamethrower things
at each corner of the crops
- That's some smart-ass hillbillies - Mm-hmm.
Man, I'm glad you're so impressed with their criminality
But now how the fuck we supposed to get this weed?
I guess we're gonna have to come up with another plan.
Oh shit, come on Come on, nigga.
See, Ray and Earl or even I didn't realize
we had picked the worst possible time
to make a move
The DEA agents were hot on the Gatsfield's tail
and preparing to make a bust
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
- and Deputy Dick - Dan.
Whatever. We are gonna send our ground troops
on the ground right here, while simultaneously
choppers will be landing here on the field.
- Okay? - What day are we doing this?
Tomorrow
- Now-- - Tomorrow's bowling night
- Can we do it Thursday? - Deputy Dan?
You're not stuck on stupid, are you?
You're dangling on dummy Shut the hell up.
Where the hell did you find this guy?
Are we clear? Any questions?
What's he mean by that?
All right, look, y'all
- we gonna come out right here - Uh-huh.
Start here and we gonna come out somewhere about right here.
And we gonna be off on the freeway and then after that we home free.
- Cool. - Okay?
- Yeah yeah - Good.
That shit sound good, but so did your other plan
that got fucked up.
Look,baby, this here is foolproof
That's what your mouth say I don't believe that shit.
Well, this is right this time, I promise
- I know it for a fact. - Hell, all your shit always-
Shut the hell up!
Get your girl, man. I ain't buying that fucking shit. You know how I get.
- Carry your ass - I slap bitches.
- Get him. - Man, you better get your girl
before I Chris Brown her ass
Chill out, man. Let's concentrate on the weed
Man, you concentrate on checking her, man. I'm tired of all this shit.
- She know what she doing. - Fuck you and motherfuck you!
You know what? I thought about it, I'm a chill
- That's cool - I'm a chill.
Cool. All right now
I take my fuck back from you, but still fuck you.
- When are we gonna do this? - Tomorrow morning.
I heard my daddy and them saying they was
harvesting the crops tomorrow morning We're outta here.
Shit, tomorrow morning it is then.
Yeah. Uh-huh
Mm-hmm.
You a sucker-for-love nigga, man
- What are you doing here, Marie? - It's the McRoy boys.
They got my daddy and them down at the house
daddy Him
Come on, y'all. We don't have enough time. Come on, hurry up
What the hell are you doing? Who's guarding the crops?
Marie's guarding the crops. She said the McRoys are back at the house.
What? Ain't no McRoys at the house
That little sweetass is lying Let's get back up the hill!
Yeah, finally going to get to kill somebody!
Center mass, Lil June, center mass!
In between the nipple and the knee.
Hey, y'all come on and hurry up now
- before they get back. - All right, just one more row
Ugh, God!
No, come on, y'all! Come on!
Oh shit
Stop shooting! Don't shoot the shed You know what's in there!
Hold up, man. All we want is the weed and we up outta here
- Man, that's it. - You sumbitches ain't leaving
this motherfucker alive
- Yeah, you city queers - Hold up, son.
Who the fuck you think you talking to, buddy?
I will flame all you mothers
Especially Range-Rover-face-ass.
- You better shut your boy up - June,
shut your Range-Rover face up
Now listen, maybe we can come to some sort of comprise.
It's compromise, you dumb fuck.
And we ain't coming to no compromise We taking all this shit.
We're gonna take all your kids from you, bitch
I'm afraid I can't let you do that
- All right, all right, all right! - Whoa whoa whoa!
- Whoa whoa whoa - Stop.
Listen, you can take the pot,
but Marie's staying with me
- No no! - Go ahead, take that bitch
- I don't want nothing to do with her - No, that ain't going down.
Oh yeah, she goes down a lot
- Mm. - Fuck it.
My dawg say she coming with us, so I guess we get the weed
- and her-- for now. - Are you just gonna
leave my earthworm
to suck that black snake?
Hey, it is what it is, man
- Oh shit! - Come on, come on
Let me drive. Get in
Oh oh, let's get flow
- California shit good, state grown - Let's get moving!
That was fun
I'm glad you had so much fun, cause here these motherfuckers come
- Huh? - Oh shit!
You know, we--
we should be getting the hell up outta here. You know?
- Yeah. - What the hell are we doing here?
You know what I'm saying? You know what I want to do?
- Can we land this thing over at KFC? - Sure.
Yeah! You're my dawg, dawg!
Hey, if a tree is burning
you know, in the forest,
anybody $11211 IQ
- That's deep, man - Right?
I never thought about that
Man, I can't believe
outta all the bullshit-ass trucks you would get,
- you'd get the one that'd break down - Oh, fuck you, Earl.
At least you got your goddamn weed, babe
Yeah, we got the weed, but shit!
We ain't got no way to get home now.
- How the fuck we gonna get home? - Use your thumb.
Or your mouth. Maybe that's more like--
That ain't gonna get us nowhere-- nowhere
- Fuck you, fuck him - Fuck her.
- Hey, want to get lifted? - Daddy! Hey, Daddy!
- Daddy? - See, honey, I told you
I was gonna get you outta here someday.
Man, what's going on?
Why you didn't tell us this was your daughter?
Yeah, that's how I got stuck here
I couldn't leave here without my baby.
Yes! Told y'all I could get y'all a ride.
Come on, get in. I'll tell you all about it
- on the way out. - You're hiding a ton of things
Look here, that's one hell of a story, man
Is it true?
- 100%. - Damn!
So I know they made it back to the hood with all that sweet sativa
and flipped that shit, now they sitting on fat
Hey, I know they got cheese, man
No, they flat broke, man They spent it
on lowriders and hookers. How much of this do you want?
Of this shit right here?
Man, I want all of this motherfucking shit, nigga
Kick that in, right now
It's always a pleasure doing business with you, baby
- Shit, right on - There you go
D-E-V the D-U-D-E
Coffee for the E-X-E-C
Just as I am with dandy
Fifth Ward, Ailey Dance, street club freaks, Spice Lane
To all the killers who nose full of 'caine
To all the underclassmen who rose from the fray
For those who never has-been thinking they sired Cain
To all of those who wanna be, really thinking they are
Even though they reach their limit and took it too far
This for those who are really thinking they focused
Never up the nose, dipping cigarettes is bogus
All we need, we roll it inhale and hold it
Exhale, 'cause hell, all we need, we smoke it
All you need is weed and nothing else
Sit back and roll one and enjoy yourself
All them other narcotics fuck up your health
Yeah yeah yeah
All you need is weed and nothing else
Sit back and roll one and enjoy yourself
All them other narcotics fuck up your health
Yeah yeah yeah
I got an old school partner, he smoke crack
He's fierce with the lyrics, but he probably won't come back
To the studio, because he might be out creepin'
In somebody's house, trying to clean 'em out, thievin'
I know another nigga, he smoke fry
He always cry, but we don't know why
We tried to give him advice, but he wouldn't take it
Saw him last Wednesday walking down the street beggin
My homeboy used to holla, but he's out there snorting powder
Hour after hour, but he'd never take a shower
And I guess it's cool if you can handle your thing
But it's kinda fucked up if you dismantle your brain
Like my nigga poking his veins with tracks in his arm
He ain't real cool, but he's always calm
He disappear real quick and shoot up one D
I tried to pass him the weed the nigga asleep.
What you know about that hydro?
All these strains, Early Girl
Purple Haze, Afghani, straight Candy
Nigerian weed, Maui Wowie
Blueberry, Island Lady Indigo weed
Holland's Hope, Hindu Kush
Master Kush, Northern Bright
I'm riding to the chronic smoking chronic
Blueberry balls are called sonic
Man, it picks me up, you know about me
Please don't come around me if you don't smoke weed
I'm smoking like a teapot
Are you scared of this shit that we've got?
Push 'em good, nigga
No seeds
Droski
In addition I've gotta track the police
And everybody within four feet
I'm looking like I got no sleep
But I'm cool like a bag of ice with no cold feet
Two blunts I roll, home sweets
I see two hos, I get ball freeze
We hook up then we smoke weed
We blow the blunts then they blow me
What you know about that hydro?
All these strains, Early Girl
Purple Haze, Afghani, straight Candy
Nigerian weed Maui Wowie
Blueberry, Island Lady Indigo weed
Holland's Hope, Hindu Kush
Master Kush, Northern Bright
What you know about that hydro?
All these strains, Early Girl
Purple Haze, Afghani, straight Candy
Nigerian weed Maui Wowie
Blueberry, Island Lady Indigo weed
Holland's Hope, Hindu Kush
Master Kush, Northern Bright
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Burnin' one
I fina burn one
Yeah, I fina burn one
Rats dressed in all black
Burning one up, blowing one back
Chick on my lap from the mini Gap
Twisting back my cap, bending down her back
Pawing that shit like that, beat that pussy, I beat that cat
Come on in, shine like a full-blown lamp
All inked up like a full-grown man
Said I'm 1 7 and the bitch say ' Damn
Said I do it better than her goddamn man
Get your eyes brown like a full-blown tan
Centerfold girl like a full-blown fan
Bitch, whoa, hold up
Who the fuck you talking to? 'Bout to blast off?
Like a motherfucking rocket do
Your girl tryin' to kick it, trying to kick it like soccer shoes
All up in her mouth like the dentist saw the doctor do
My flow unstoppable, you do as I do and I rap with you